Gods and Rockets: A Tale of Science in India

Gods and Rockets: A Tale of Science in India

Noble Mr. Bud and Dr. Innaiah,
Humblest Greetings.

Many thanks to Dr. Innaiah and who passed this rich information about the mentality of our Indian Scientists and So many thanks to you Noble Bud for you catered this message for the fellow humanists.

Really many of our Indian brethren are poor in all those things what is available with many western people despite of their beliefs or disbeliefs but most of our Indians are very rich in having varities of gods controlling different faculties of the universe as well as human life; both individual and community. We have no scarcity of gods at all like the western believers who are to be content with only one god/jehovah or the nonbelieivers who are fully self-deprived of having not even a single god as their share. We Indians have unlimited options for choosing different gods for different purposes. They are just like our Indian officers. If one needs any work get done from any god first he/she should visit that god's office a temple belonging to that god not essentially only one like the president's office with a lofty present. Any body can even open an office as a franchisee of any god but he/she must have to call one or many brokers/pundits/purohitas/brahmins to establish a remote sensing system like a broadband router to have direct link with that god to have direct communication either via a broker or even direct by the chaser. Just in the very way an Indian needy goes to a government office with a present for the officer first and then negotiates a work-done fee/bribe if the work is done similarly a needy may visit the faculty god's office with some attractive presents and can promise a good bribe after the work-done. I think we Indians have a lot of uniformity in thinking and actions despite of academic high achievements, higher social, political, governmental, official, business-richness or positions or even with homeless road-side-dwellers. I feel terror to classify our Indian Humanist Community in the similar mentality class with a fear of facing well organized mass attacks of skepticism/questioning to produce material proofs. Therefore I feel forced to keep this community of our holy country away from this class of thinking and action just to prevent myself from oral and physical attacks by knowable and anonymous Rationalists and Humanists as I know that I can't face or bear them so remain reluctant.

Not only our people in India are very rich with having varieties of gods/goddesses like ganesha the elephant-head-god to remove all types of problems and hurdles in any person's life and also from the whole human community, the person seeking this support need not required to be baptized as a hindu fanatic but any person who can come to this god's office with presents and promise work-done fees/bribe in his/her mind and can satisfy the broker/pundit/brahmin/purohit engaged there with an instant payment of fees demanded for his/her services can get benefited but the surety of benefit fully depends on one's purity of heart and honesty of promise, including high academic decorations can be availed from goddess saraswati, richness in wealth and power can be availed from goddess lakshmi, power to dominate on others can be availed from the goddess durga, power of mesmerizing can be availed from goddess kali and god bhairav but must specially offering animal sacrifices, alcohol and wealth etc. etc. but also apart from all these our country men are very efficient god makers. Our people can make new gods for other new purposes. For example during the 1970s our film industry people created a very new goddess named santoshi mata because people were rapidly losing their personal mental peace. Now this goddess who bestows personal mental peace is having a very good market.

I mean to say that our Indian scientists failed to select a right god for their lunar rocket mission by selecting the luxurious, lustful and careless god vishnu alias venkateswara alias tirupati to bless their rocket and lunar rocket mission. To my mind they could have selected an active, advanced, dutiful, sincere and modern god for this purpose and then this mission would be fully successful without needing any boasting or creating this and that excuses. It could be a special rocket god having special scientific capabilities and could be a choice as hot a cake by all scientists of the world. This new rocket god as well as Indian Scientists could create a very confident dominating market over the globe.

Or they could opt one or a group or all modern god-men or god-women to bless this mission for a sure and full success. At present these special avataras would be constantly blaming these foolish scientists who didn't get a whole success just by ignoring them and their power. Even our technocratic previous born muslim president opted to get blessed from an international god-man who is the combined avatara of vishnu,shiva, brahma, all indian past-present-future-gods, islamic and pagan allah, judeo-cristian jehovah-god, the pre-judeo ferros' god, all african tribal, russian tribal, australian tribal, american tribal and our Indian tribal gods. We have a good class of god-makers who can make a man a full god and a woman a full goddess. They are always very big people of the Indian societies may be dwelling geographically in Indian sub-continent or else where on the globe. Such a man needed to become an efficient god man or woman must have certain special characters like shamelessly efficient in telling absurd lies, no feeling of pity on the humans while they were needed to be killed for their remaining as a god or goddess, a judicially un-blamed human killer can make a successful god-man/woman and also who never feel guilty of his or her cruel, bloody and inhuman deeds. But also very skilled god-makers can make judicially blamed god-man/woman a true god-man/woman if proper fees are given.

Any-how my whole prattling is based on Dr. Innaiah's worriness of Indian scientists' mentality, which is to my mind natural and very Indian.

Kindly excuse me for this Irony or you may take it as a foolery to ignore.

Cordially,
Swamiji
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